Dicky Dice

Dicky Dice? Ah! Dicky Dice!
His game was playing tricks not nice;
He built a devious device
For filling closets up with mice
And kittens' coats with fleas and lice--
("Anything that mortifies,
Oh, boy, I'm clever!")

'Til drilling holes in skaters' ice
Dick fell into a deep crevice
And thereupon paid dreadful price:
Lake goblins seized him in a trice,
And fed him worms and moldy rice.
He's theirs forever!