Emily Ender was terribly vain,
Although, I must say, she was really quite plain.
When out in your company she'd drive you insane
Always checking her image in each window pane
This way and that way while tossing her mane.
I tell you that being with her was a strain!

One day she was shopping for dresses down Main
And what do you know but it started to rain.
"Oh my hair!" cried our Em - she had curls on the brain!
Alas, running for shelter she fell down a drain
And I'm sorry to say she was not seen again!